SERIOUSLY!

I decided to venture to Target last night because I needed a few random things and Target is the best place to find all those random things. Jesse had class so I had Gavin by myself which at this point in time is a difficult thing. I'm huge and all I can do is waddle so any kind of errands are tough, but we went anyways.

When we got there I asked Gavin if he would like to sit in the front or the back of the cart. He of course said the back which was fine with me, and seriously it is not worth the fight to put him in the front seat and buckle him in. That would have resulted in lots of screaming and crying from both of us.

As I'm strolling the makeup aisle a Target employee comes up to me and says "we need you to seat your child in the front of the cart and buckle him in." I politely (not really) said, "well if I do that he is going to throw a tantram. Is it store policy to make them sit in the front?"  She then replied with "well we just have a lot of kids fall out of their carts and get injured." Seriously woman; if he falls out of the cart I can promise I'm not going to sue Target.

I told Gavin to sit down and we walked away. I can 100% guarantee this woman does not have kids because if you are a mom you know that the first rule of womanhood is never to criticize another mother for what she is doing. And on top of that, if you criticize a nine-month pregnant woman you are really taking your life into your own hands. I would have liked to cause a big scene but let's be honest, I'm just too tired. ;)

Gavin and I then headed to Cafe Rio which is always an adventure because he never wants to stand in line with me. So I'm trying to stand in line, order my food over the incredibly tall counter and watch Gavin run around to make sure he does not get kidnapped. After I paid I was finally able to get Gavin to stand by my side while I waited to fill up my drink.

In my head soda machine etiquette indicates if someone is waiting for the drink machine, and you are done filling up your drink, you should move to the side. This woman and her son seriously stood in front of the entire machine for two minutes while they tried to find the right lid, and grabbed multiple straws. She knew I was waiting behind them and it's not like I can squeeze in next to them unless they want to get belly-bumped. Luckily while all of this was happening Gavin did not run out of the door but seriously; move out of the way when someone is waiting behind you!

Needless to say I came home exhausted and beyond annoyed. Maybe it's the hormones, but why are people so annoying?!?

Happy Easter

We had a fun-filled, busy Easter weekend that left us with way more candy than Halloween ever did!

On Saturday we got together with my family and had an easter egg hunt for all the kids.  Here's Gavin showing off his stash.

On Saturday night we dyed Easter eggs which was, luckily, a lot less messy than I anticipated.

On Sunday morning the Easter bunny brought Gavin his very first set of golf clubs. He has not put them down ever since.



We were able to go to church and spend the afternoon with Jesse's family.  Yes, that large, swollen person is me. Pointing a camera at a nine-month pregnant woman is a very cruel thing to do, but it was Easter, so I took one for the team.

Gavin loves all of his cousins.



R U Ready for some Football!

Today was the annual Spring football game and it was great to get our football fix.

PAC-12 Here We Come!

Gavin wore his first tie to church last week. Do you think this kid has any chance of ever cheering for another team? And again, we need to work on his camera-ready smile. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS

We celebrated Marcus' 18th birthday this week! It still shocks me every time I say it; I can't believe he is 18. Marcus is so special and he has been the shining star in our family. When we were younger I never imagined Marcus would be at East High School, playing hockey and hanging out with friends who are so great to him. Gavin absolutely adores Marcus and we are so lucky to have him in our family.

Marcus wanted to play laser tag for his birthday so we headed to Laser Quest.

The other awesome part of Marcus' birthday was that James got to come home for the weekend. We haven't seen him since Christmas so it was so fun to have him here. I don't know who was more excited for his visit, Gavin or Marcus.

Marc got some sweet presents but his favorite had to be the stick-on mustache's from Elise and her friends. He looks like a 30-year old man wearing it; it was hilarious!

Extreme Couponing

The other day I watched TLC's new show 'Extreme Couponing' and I have to say I was both amazed and appalled. While I admire the amount of money these women are saving I couldn't help but think there is something wrong with them as well.

Their homes look like grocery stores because they purchase everything in very large quantities. One woman purchased 60 bottles of mustard! There is no way you will ever use that much mustard. I think in the five years Jesse and I have been married we have used maybe three bottles of mustard.  One of the families had seven kids, so there's was a little easier to understand, but she still had shelving units set up in her bedroom and toilet paper stacked underneath her son's bed.

Yes, it was amazing to watch them go to the checkstand with their boxes of 2,500 coupons. Yes, I was impressed by how much money they saved: her bill was $1,900 and she only paid $100. But I still don't understand why you need that much stuff! In some circumstances it looks more like you are watching 'Hoarders' than a show about coupons.