Heidious

I was lying in bed this morning and I thought up a word I'd like to share with you:

Heidious
(hi·dee·uhs) adj.

1. The act of having your life controlled to create dramatic "real-life" situations like Heidi on The Hills or being spoon-fed lines
   

Ex. Her outfit is heidious; her mother picks out everything she wears

1. Being painfully and willingly oblivious; i.e. that your boyfriend is a douche bag yet refusing to leave him and his invisi-beard
   

Ex. My heidious neighbor thinks that shoulder pads are coming back into style any day now.

1. Mutilating one's face to a Michael-Jackson-like state
   

Ex. The new girl at work is heidious. She's more plastic than my Visa

1. Lacking musical talent
   

Ex. This band is heidious! I can't stand the singer's voice.

Enjoy!